My neighbor is always sticking his nose in my business. I understand that he’s just a bored ancient man, and he’s trying to supply some insight and wisdom to his young whippersnapper neighbor, however he’s driving me a bit insane. It feels like he is not answering my yearly schedule, no matter what I am doing, periodically I am completely minding my own business, just going to work and coming back home, and he will mention that I must have hit traffic that day. I got a little freaked out that he knows my schedule. Other times, I am being a bit of a hooligan and I am uneasy that he’s going to catch me. Recently, I was pretty worried that he had caught onto my experimental grow room in my house. I walked out one afternoon, and found him poking around by the outdoor air vents. Immediately, I was in a panic. I thought maybe the odor from inside my home was passing through the HVAC ducts and being channeled through the outdoor air exchange nuns. I got particularly paranoid that he could be catching on to my indoor gardening thanks to the odorous indoor air. Instead, he came wandering over to the front door and started talking to me about the importance of proper insulation. He said he had observed that to my doors and windows weren’t sealed extremely tightly, and uneasy that I might have costly indoor air flowing out of my house. He said this was a sizable waste of energy and currency, because high quality indoor air cost a premium these days. He suggested that I fully insulate my house, from the attic to the basement to keep my indoor air inside, however just when I thought I was off the hook, he turned back around and with a grin, told me to watch how much wacky tobacky I was smoking.