I’ve had it up to here with this ductwork disaster! I thought I was hiring a professional heating and A/C repairman, Steve must have been from Mars or something because he sure didn’t know what he was doing.
He was more than one hour late and this guy came in wearing some silly outfit that looked like it was straight out of a sci-fi movie.
It made me all trippy and I wasn’t sure if I was on a hallucinogen. And then, to make matters worse, he starts babbling on about some nonsense about the color orange, ninja turtles, and how it’s the key to a respectfully functioning heating and A/C system. But that is not even the worst part. No, the worst part is when he started fiddling around with the ductwork, and swiftly the whole home sounded like a bunch of children screaming! I thought I was going to lose my mind. And when I asked him what the hell he was doing, he just looked at me with this blank expression like I was the crazy one. I had to kick him out of the home and call in a real heating and A/C repairman to maintain the mess he made. It wasn’t cheap. But it was worth it to get rid of that Martian and his silly theories about the color orange. So, if anyone out there is looking for a heating and A/C repairman, take it from me, do not trust the ones who talk about Martians or the color orange, especially if their name is Steve. Stick with the real professionals, and save yourself the headache and the screaming children.